03/30/2001 Entry: "Y'know, that one song?"

Y'know that feeling when you remember something and try to find it and just can't? I don't have quite enough information to find a song I vaguely remember from the mid 80's...the title was something like "New York Opening for a West Coast Artist" (but not that, because I've searched for all that already)...there's a generous spoken word bit in the middle...and the man singing/speaking it at one point says something like "Well, what do you expect? He's from Jersey...". Anyone remember it?

And no, I wasn't on Napster or anything, why?