06/07/2001 Entry: "Darlink, Vat's da plan?"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Step three of our fiendish plans, comrades, to undermine the sanctity of marriage in the State of California by, um, choosing medical treatment for our loved ones in hospitals and being designators of their estates without a will. Next up: Loud house music and MDMA in day care centers, and manditory clothing checks on public transportation.