08/07/2001 Entry: "Hot Mormon Action!"

On the train to work today, there were a couple of Mormon (my friend always says the second "M" is silent) missionaries sitting there, minding there own business. It was notable that they were an slightly older couple, I assume husband and wife, and not the usual pair of just-post-pubescent boys who travel together and want to talk earnestly with you about the Church of Latter Day Saints. But the thing that really struck me were their nametags: Elder Love and Sister Love.

I immediately thought of Geriatric Lesbian Porn. Is this a sign that something's wrong with me?