10/24/2001 Entry: "Dear Handspring Visor:"

I'm sorry I said so many bad things about trying to install software into you. I just wish you would have told me earlier that you wanted to be plugged directly into the back of the computer instead of the USB hub. But now that we've come to that understanding, maybe I'll install some more software into you from Minor Demons, like Gaydar. I think I'll become a total HR nightmare and install PortaHo and PortaPimp too. And yes, Mark, with the vibrator module I'll have the kinkiest handheld device in the office.

At least, that I know of.