10/30/2001 Entry: "Miserable Human Stinkbeasts!"

Thanks to two of my most shadowy and resourceful friends, I have new conclusive evidence that aliens have infiltrated our world and are living among us! I've found models of them, analyzed their speech patterns, and even have video of them in action! Now off to the cafeteria...it's corn and mayonnaise day.

Zim: "Be alert, Gir. On this planet we are surrounded by danger and madness!!!"
Gir: "Oooh, I like madness"