05/14/2002 Entry: "How Dry I Am."

Now, I realize that office managers purposefully keep their buildings dry. But you know the leaf that attacked me yesterday morning? It's dry as a bone. Last week I dropped a pea from my salad and didn't see where it went. One day later I found it; it looked and felt like something out of a Cup'O'Noodles. If this is what happens to other organic matter in this office, what is it doing to me?

Someday, someone's going to come in and find a mound of instant coffee on my chair.

Bonus links: Speaking of, I'm not sure I'd pick Cup'O'Noodles for my birthday meal. Ever. Mark, I hope your birthday today is a lot less challenging.

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You could start your own little underground dried goods business!!

Posted by geno @ 05/15/2002 10:31 AM PST