10/16/2002 Entry: "An Olfactory Malkovich."

Do you smell bacon? I keep smelling bacon. In the kitchen, in my closet(!), at the office, on the street. Bacon, bacon, bacon. It's strange. I finished that vegetarian bacon last week (verdict: don't bother) but even with the package sealed, I'd been smelling bacon around me. Everywhere. That bacon scent. The bacon surrounds me. You don't smell that? I smell it. Bacon. Hm.

Replies: 6 comments

Why is there bacon in the soap!

Posted by Zim @ 10/16/2002 08:16 PM PST

bacon ROCKS though! and it could be worse, it could smell like fish heads, or cow guts, or stinky feet, or ass funk. now, maybe you like a few of these smells, but i'm telling you here, i'm telling you now, nothing, and I MEAN NOTHING, smells as good as BACON! YUM!

Posted by pj @ 10/16/2002 09:40 PM PST

Okay.. I know this will qualify me more than ever for grand-freak of the year... But... Well, I love the smell of bacon, but not the taste. I have been known to cook it just to smell it... But I rarely will eat it.

Okay.. scorn away.

Posted by Vince.. @ 10/17/2002 10:42 AM PST

the meat is calling...

the meat is calling you back from your fast. will you heed?

the meat is calling...

(and I'm with vince on the smell, though I've never cooked it and thrown it away. in fact, i've never cooked it at all.)

Posted by aaron @ 10/17/2002 01:55 PM PST

Vince, if you're not going to eat that, I will. Thanks.

Posted by Panchesco @ 10/17/2002 08:27 PM PST

Squeee! Pigee!

Posted by Colin @ 10/18/2002 10:20 AM PST