12/13/2002 Entry: "Live Nude Hot Glue!"

Whoops! I "accidentally" "missed" our company chili cookoff holiday party. How did that happen? [Bats eyelashes innocently]

Last night I plugged in my hot glue gun for the first time ever. Oh yeah. How did I ever live without this? The only drawback: You know that expression, "When you only have a hammer, everything looks like a nail?" I'm just surprised that there isn't more shit glued together in the apartment now. But if you have a hard time sliding the kitchen chairs around, now you'll know why.

Somehow I've ended up naked in front of my computer. I'd better get in the shower before I get distracted and start wrapping some more presents. Or before I forget and toddle out into the lobby to check the mail.

Replies: 3 comments

I'll be right over!

Posted by The Boyfriend @ 12/13/2002 12:51 AM PST

Watch out or you will turn into Christopher Lowell!!!

Posted by Geno @ 12/13/2002 02:41 PM PST

And you didn't set up a webcam for us faithful readers? ; )

Posted by William Ted @ 12/14/2002 10:41 PM PST