03/31/2003 Entry: "Doest Thou Do Inn-Calls?"

Bachelorette Parties: Sorry, ladies, we don't strip—but we can provide two (or more) knights or barbarian warriors to greet your guests, serve the food, or fight to death for the hand of the guest of honor! Give the bride-to-be an unforgettable experience!

Personally, I think the non-stripping part is probably a shame, but then again a tunic and poet shirt (not to mention full armor) can hide quite a few flaws. Knight-4-Hire. (Link because JonJon said so.)