07/16/2003 Entry: "I'm Not The Man, But I Heard He Got Promoted."

Workplace Karma Tip: The day you want to slam your office door and scream that you're going to quit this damn evil place once and for all is more likely to be the same day you'll get one of the Quarterly Employee awards from your Division.

I feel so empowered. Can I go back to my office now?

(Actually, there's a pretty nice prize that comes along with the award, so I'll play nice. Even if you all secretly know the truth.)