09/10/2003 Entry: "A Big Cup Of Bad Pun."

There was a dark, muscular, tattooed man in the kitchen at work who was installing a new coffee machine. My face went flush, my heart began to pound. (Though maybe it was just the caffeine.) I briefly toyed with the idea of inviting him home. (More sounds.) I decided against it when I saw that his tattoo read "Nescafe."

No, I wouldn't really have an affair with the coffee machine guy. Besides, I know perfectly well...it'd be over in an instant.