04/10/2004 Entry: "Destroy The Oppressive Heteronormative Underpinnings Of Civilization...Done!"

Actual items on my to-do list today:

• Tidy up the bathrooom
• Get a haircut
• 30 Minutes DDR Aerobics
• Buy a pink shirt
• Make a quiche

I seem to have come up with, if not the Homosexual Agenda, at least a homosexual agenda.

[Well, heck, if the people around me are going to keep adopting children (and I'm waiting to hear back from some friends further north) and raising money for charity (y'all remember the lovely and talented Jhames—now cough it up,) somebody's got to keep these fine stereotypes alive.]

Replies: 5 comments

Score.

Posted by Jason @ 04/10/2004 11:13 AM PST

Sweetheart! How thoughtful of you. Thank you--and for your donation (I forgot to mention that in my hug Friday night)!

Posted by Jhames @ 04/12/2004 08:57 AM PST

I think I saw you walking across Castro Street at like 3 pm on Saturday.

Posted by jeff @ 04/12/2004 11:02 AM PST

DDR aerobics? Is that, like, calisthenics they used to behind the Berlin Wall?

Posted by Huntington @ 04/13/2004 12:49 AM PST

Ha. I've moved closer to loving you for that, Huntington, even though I don't know who you are.

I know Dance Dance Revolution-obsessed catgirls and overwrought TXT_ME Generation otaku who don't get the reference when I ask if they're playing East Germany. And like few other things, I love making fourteen-year-old J-pop aficionado poseurs stare at me.

Posted by Daniel M. Laenker @ 04/17/2004 12:45 AM PST