04/30/2004 Entry: "I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. Rodriguez!"

I had two sales guys separately come by to give me a high-five over the latest presentation we did for them. They're late for National High-Five Day, so I guess that means we did a good job. I dunno. Sheesh, straight guys are so obtuse! Personally, I think either large denominations or small batches say it best.

My Queer Eye Hip-Tip: Bribe The Homosexual. I'll bet Jai would approve, don't you think?