07/08/2004 Entry: "Poop!"

In a moment of weakness, I bought a bag of Cheetos Flamin' Ho(t) cheese snacks ("Con limón!"). Half a day later and after numerous hand-washings, my thumb is still dyed red. (Just call me Cheeto.) I will spare you the story of what happened when my body was done with them.

Speaking of poop, why am I not surprised that this newly announced War on Pornography came out of Utah? How much Mormon Money is going to go into it? As much as there was behind passing California's Knight Initiative? They make me frustrated enough to...

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12 hours and the color hasn't gone should be a serious sign to you not to eat Cheetos.

Posted by Nala @ 07/13/2004 01:16 PM PST