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Entries

04/08/2007: Should I Call The Programmer, Or Human Resources?
04/04/2007: Did Somebody Say Price Drop?!?
03/12/2007: Geek Party Rule #12
02/26/2007: Karma.
02/13/2007: The Current States Of Various Parts Of My Anatomy.
02/08/2007: Pushed Out The Other End.
01/22/2007: Like Sinistar, I Live.
08/29/2006: The Asshole In The Street.
07/17/2006: Be It Ever So Filthy...
07/12/2006: Slow Drips And Fast Drops.
07/08/2006: More NYC Plots.
07/01/2006: Storm Windows.
06/15/2006: Locusts, Pestilence, And Caller ID.
06/06/2006: I'm The Decider, And I Decide What Is Best.
06/01/2006: On The Bright Side...
05/29/2006: Please Do Not Shit On My Doorstep.
03/14/2006: Happy (American) Pi Day 2006!
03/07/2006: Just Wait Until Daddy Gets Home.
02/14/2006: Far More Information Than You Needed To Know.
01/03/2006: A New Year In The Gutters.
12/24/2005: Have Yourself A Merry Little Whatever, I Don't Care.
12/16/2005: Because You Can Always Talk About Food And The Weather.
11/07/2005: Dressed In The Color Of The Grave...Dirt.
11/01/2005: Your Twelve O'Clock Alarm Call. (Boom!)
10/18/2005: Pretty On The Outside.
10/18/2005: And We Could Be Heroes, Just For One Day.
10/07/2005: Warning Signs.
09/30/2005: I Don't Care If We Spend The Night At Your Rest Home.
09/20/2005: I Am My Biggest Legal Liability.
09/07/2005: Still Under Water.
08/08/2005: Contributing To The Problem.
07/12/2005: I've Grown A New Organ.
06/27/2005: New Time Zone.
06/24/2005: Why Men Are Like Shoes.
06/23/2005: When Did You Know?
06/17/2005: I Claim This Sidewalk In The Name Of Me!
06/10/2005: The Dread Lord Cthulhu Wants You To Update.
05/03/2005: Hipster PDA Crash.
04/21/2005: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dusty.
03/31/2005: Sewn By Billy, Age Seven.
03/29/2005: Geek Weiner Shame.
03/26/2005: It Cost You More Very Much Money.
03/22/2005: Showers Likely, But Not Expected.
03/14/2005: A Large Geek Special, Hold The Anchovies.
03/02/2005: Indulge My Self-Indulgence.
03/01/2005: Geeky. Tired, But Geeky Nonetheless.
02/24/2005: Stomping Out An Email Or Two.
02/19/2005: Nothing Left To Do But...
02/16/2005: The Toolbar Of The Devil.
02/02/2005: Odd Coincidences.
01/24/2005: World Of Waitcraft.
01/21/2005: Putting Your Best Faces Forward.
01/20/2005: Insane Unpopular Rulers Named George.
01/16/2005: Being A Page-Two Boyfriend.
12/27/2004: Procrastination Returned.
12/18/2004: So Where Exactly Do I Stick The Snail?
12/08/2004: Getting Presents For Eight Days? Sweet!
12/02/2004: Euphemistically Speaking, Everything's Just Great.
12/01/2004: World AIDS Day 2004. Shamble. Roxbury.
11/28/2004: Sick People Who Are Just Sick People.
11/27/2004: A Perfect Time To Start Giving, Thanks.
11/23/2004: And The Sunshine Band? Jones? At The Bat?
11/18/2004: How Many Bars Will We Have?
11/11/2004: Maybe I Look It, But I Have No Intention Of Acting It.
11/03/2004: Beer And Imagination.
11/02/2004: Shaky Marks On The Ballot.
10/20/2004: You Gotta Believe.
10/18/2004: Openings Available For Six And Nine.
10/10/2004: Unexpected Humor In The Sunday Paper.
10/06/2004: A Little Spritz'll Do Ya.
10/04/2004: Is Debaucherous A Word? If Not, It Is Now!
10/01/2004: Otherwise You'd Never Leave The House.
09/19/2004: I'm Feeling Lucky!
09/17/2004: A Small Brain After All.
09/09/2004: Seek Professional Help!
09/08/2004: The First Post-Move Post.
08/28/2004: Yes, In Fact, It Does All Revolve Around Me.
08/22/2004: Plenty Of Room To Panic.
08/18/2004: When Ads Get In Your Eyes.
08/15/2004: Spelunking Amidst The Library Stacks.
08/09/2004: The Greatest Promotion Of All Is Self Promotion.
08/05/2004: The Beauty Of Her, Under Electric Light.
08/03/2004: Tell Me Why.
07/30/2004: Running Hot.
07/27/2004: Enough Lube For All Of Folsom Street.
07/23/2004: Germs, Bugs, And Other Panics.
07/19/2004: Decay, Both Oral And Moral.
07/08/2004: Getting To The Point, However Blurry.
07/08/2004: Poop!
07/02/2004: Why You Shouldn't Mail Me Things.
07/02/2004: Perhaps I Need To Read Some Thomas Wolfe.
07/02/2004: Sociopaths I Have Known, By Kiki DuRane.
07/01/2004: Fence Inserted Rectally.
06/26/2004: So What's In A Rhode Island Iced Tea?
06/16/2004: Lemme Tell Y'a Little Story 'Bout A Man Named Late.
06/11/2004: Written While Slightly Sweating.
06/04/2004: You Can Stick That In Your Pocket.
06/02/2004: Yank? Psych!
06/02/2004: Soups, Juices, Yogurt, Pudding, Poison Gas.
05/29/2004: Democracy, Sausages, And Mortgages.
05/26/2004: Granola Bars For The Spooky.
05/25/2004: Close Excel, Open Photoshop.
05/21/2004: If You Don't Like The News...
05/03/2004: Ding!
05/01/2004: They Move Fast. (So Do The Horses.)
04/30/2004: I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. Rodriguez!
04/27/2004: Professional Etiquette Question #53.
04/25/2004: You're Gonna Make It After All.
04/20/2004: Pecker, Please Bring Me A Soda!
04/16/2004: Hit Pause.
04/16/2004: Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien.
04/10/2004: Destroy The Oppressive Heteronormative Underpinnings Of Civilization...Done!
04/01/2004: Unpleasantries.
03/20/2004: But It's Not Even Labor Day Yet!
03/17/2004: Why I Usually Wear Headphones.
03/11/2004: We Do Not Riot On Our Planet.
03/07/2004: Bad Blogger!
03/02/2004: The Long Road To Democracy.
03/02/2004: Suddenly I Have A Lot To Read.
02/28/2004: Are Things Getting Better, Or Are They Getting Worse?
02/25/2004: I'm Just Fine, Dammit.
02/20/2004: A Wednesday Conversation.
02/15/2004: An Unmarried Man.
02/12/2004: C30 C60 C90.
02/11/2004: Tips And Tricks.
02/05/2004: I Prefer Them Uncut.
02/04/2004: Slash-Dotted, Farked and Googled.
02/02/2004: Look, My Eyes Are Dry....
01/27/2004: The Other Manditory Morning Meeting Agenda.
01/23/2004: I Don't Want To Be Elfstar Anymore! I Want To Be Debbie!
01/22/2004: Monkey No Glad To See You...This Just Banana!
01/16/2004: Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk.
01/15/2004: Pointless Post, Sort Of.
01/08/2004: Rule Number One: I Am Never Wrong.
01/05/2004: Creak...Moan...
12/31/2003: Poland Or Limbo Or Lower Manhattan.
12/31/2003: Letting Time Slip (Greasily) Away.
12/29/2003: Awkward Vacation Moments Quiz.
12/23/2003: What Not To Miss.
12/15/2003: Three Cashiers Of Christmas Presents.
12/15/2003: Working Furiously In Santa's Sweatshop.
12/10/2003: The Military Bake Sale.
12/09/2003: I Do Not Have An 18 Inch Seat.
12/01/2003: Smoke Lingers Round Your Fingers.
11/30/2003: Tom And I Are The Same Color!
11/26/2003: I Don't Need A Note From My Mother Anymore.
11/20/2003: (Skinny) Tie One On.
11/19/2003: Work Is A Four-Letter Word.
11/12/2003: Health Fairs Are Hazardous To Your Health.
11/03/2003: Getting Up, Real Soon Now.
10/31/2003: I've Been A Bad Fae; Please Don't Take My Picture.
10/31/2003: Have You A Little Faerie In Your Home?
10/28/2003: Flat As A Board.
10/27/2003: Layers Of Love, Folds Of Fondness.
10/26/2003: Hurry My Tray, Darling; Your Auntie Needs Fuel.
10/22/2003: There Can Be Only One.
10/21/2003: Supervise, Supervice: Squeeze The Work Out Of Them.
10/21/2003: I Summon The Forces Of Room Service.
10/19/2003: Served With A Spicy Red Sauce.
10/17/2003: Just Sick In The Head.
10/17/2003: Or Else The Holy Ghost Will Poke Holes In Them.
10/15/2003: iSync. iSunk. iSuck.
10/10/2003: Hall Of Horrors, Mailbox Of Meat.
10/09/2003: Enemy Frigate Off The Starboard Bow!
10/08/2003: Waking Up With A Bodybuilder.
10/07/2003: Fiat Justitia Et Pereat Mundus.
10/06/2003: Wish I Had Just One Pure Wish.
10/03/2003: Innocent.
09/29/2003: None Drunker.
09/26/2003: Clean, The Cleanest I've Been.
09/25/2003: Returned Mail: See Transcript For Details.
09/24/2003: The Koan Brothers.
09/19/2003: Nobody Ever Comments On These Posts.
09/18/2003: The Insanely Great And Powerful Oz.
09/16/2003: And Not Once Did I Remember My Camera.
09/12/2003: Tommy, Can You Hear Me?
09/12/2003: The Day After Two Years After.
09/10/2003: A Friend Called Five.
09/10/2003: A Big Cup Of Bad Pun.
09/08/2003: I'm So Glad You're Happy.
09/03/2003: Code Seven.
08/29/2003: Please Observe The 'No Letting Go' Sign.
08/28/2003: I Can Get Peevish In The Morning.
08/26/2003: Too Much Information About Slippery Topics.
08/25/2003: A Plastic Hug That Just Keeps Going Around.
08/23/2003: Mouse Food.
08/20/2003: Getting A Brand New Cocktail.
08/18/2003: Four Times of Coffee, Two Days.
08/14/2003: The Dance Club Upstairs.
08/09/2003: Regretfully Declining.
08/08/2003: My Mood In A Sourdough Bread Bowl.
08/06/2003: Drowning Is, Appropriately Enough, Drowning.
08/01/2003: The Evening Was...Moist.
07/30/2003: Homosexualist, Heal Thyself.
07/28/2003: Abandoning Lust for Sloth.
07/25/2003: Donut Flavored Cough Drops.
07/23/2003: The Future Looks Rosé.
07/20/2003: Sleeping Soundly.
07/16/2003: I'm Not The Man, But I Heard He Got Promoted.
07/15/2003: All Things Considered.
07/12/2003: Sitting In The Dark.
07/11/2003: The Intersection Of What, Now?
07/10/2003: Anyone Fancy A Shake?
07/10/2003: El Sabor Más Grande.
07/06/2003: Sparks Flew Off My Barley Sandwich.
07/06/2003: Is that business or pleasure? Is there a difference?
07/02/2003: His Finger Was On The Other Button.
06/30/2003: Your Hair Is So Proud!
06/26/2003: Cancellation Notice.
06/25/2003: Poisoned!
06/23/2003: Hello, I Must Be Going.
06/16/2003: Looking Superstitiously At My Suitcase.
06/16/2003: Early Riser.
06/13/2003: Missed It By That Much.
06/11/2003: Uric Acid Washed.
06/06/2003: Regular Or Four Corners...
06/04/2003: It Takes A Big Gun To Hunt Houses.
05/28/2003: Not So Lucky For The Rabbit, Is It?
05/23/2003: Shows What You Know.
05/22/2003: Next Time I'll Make Tea.
05/20/2003: It's Getting Hot In Herre...
05/18/2003: Press A To Continue.
05/12/2003: Superman Considers Ditching The Tights.
05/12/2003: The Zone Is Not A Diet Plan.
05/09/2003: Adult Entertainment Is Wherever You Find It.
05/08/2003: Nobody Jumps Off The Dumbarten Bridge.
05/06/2003: I Don't Wanna Get Over.
05/02/2003: Luddite Weekend.
04/30/2003: It's YOUR Hell; YOU Burn In It.
04/28/2003: Light-Headed.
04/25/2003: Shredding Gender Stereotypes.
04/23/2003: He Sees Things From Under Glass.
04/23/2003: The Houseguest Who Wouldn't Leave.
04/21/2003: I Will Not Be Obsessive.
04/18/2003: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.
04/16/2003: Yet More Human Oddities.
04/16/2003: Peek Inside My Panties.
04/15/2003: Sales Associate Crossing.
04/13/2003: The Tone of Wrong.
04/12/2003: Wait Five Minutes.
04/11/2003: Three Links about Sex.
04/11/2003: Coffee Spoons.
04/09/2003: Cracked Out.
04/08/2003: The Poop Holds The Tenants Wher They Are.
04/07/2003: Haiku Savings Time.
04/07/2003: I'm A Bad Babysitter.
04/05/2003: Who Are You, Baby Buddha?
04/03/2003: Don't You Know Yet Who I Am?
04/01/2003: I'm With Stupid. (Points At Self.)
03/31/2003: Doest Thou Do Inn-Calls?
03/28/2003: Uphill All Four Ways.
03/26/2003: Extra Realness.
03/25/2003: Friend Has A New Domain: Make It About You!
03/25/2003: I Can Only Blame The Wine So Many Times.
03/25/2003: Shout At The Devil, Or At Least Lou Dobbs.
03/21/2003: Friend Only To The Undertaker, Or Something.
03/20/2003: 'Liberated' To Death.
03/19/2003: ...And Here We Are Again.
03/18/2003: Distracted And Uneasy: The American Way!
03/14/2003: 'Lo, Bob? You Have Pi?
03/14/2003: Peace and Grease.
03/13/2003: Does A Gun Have The Buddha Nature?
03/11/2003: Salt Water, Part Two.
03/11/2003: Salt Water, Part One.
03/08/2003: Saturday Night's All Right.
03/07/2003: Me And My Shadout-Mapes.
03/06/2003: Ladies and Gentlemen, Whether You Blog It Or Not: Hedwig!
03/04/2003: 4:20, Dude!
03/04/2003: O Come, Let Us Abhor Them.
02/28/2003: Must Be The Wine Talking.
02/25/2003: You Tear Me To Bits.
02/24/2003: Notes On Hygiene.
02/22/2003: I Was Killed By A Comma.
02/22/2003: I AM. I AM HERE. I AM LISTENING.
02/21/2003: Everybody's Goin' Off The Deep End.
02/19/2003: Let Me State For The Record: Nice Boots!
02/18/2003: Another List To Chew On.
02/18/2003: Playlist Contest.
02/15/2003: Not Losing Sleep Over This, But...
02/14/2003: I Love You Too, But I Must Wash My Ears Now.
02/13/2003: Russell Stover Chocolates Still Suck.
02/12/2003: The Forbidden Post.
02/08/2003: Scrubbing Bubbles (And Bubbles Is None Too Pleased About It.)
02/07/2003: Please Hold On.
02/07/2003: Drop And Give Me Twenty!
02/06/2003: Twelve...Monkeys Mating...
02/05/2003: Only Happy When It Rains.
02/04/2003: I Start In One Place And End Somewhere Very Different.
02/03/2003: Any Division Would Be Lucky To Get Him To Work For Them.
02/01/2003: Colombia; Madeleine.
02/01/2003: Please Check Your Freud At The Door.
01/30/2003: Small Items, Fresh To-Day.
01/28/2003: Let Me Think About This For A Second.
01/28/2003: I Need A Drink; Where's The Bar?
01/23/2003: Unreasonable Expectations?
01/22/2003: Ding Dong, The Witch Is All, Like...Uhh?
01/21/2003: Apopheniac.
01/19/2003: Newsflash: Empty Warhead Found In Oval Office!
01/17/2003: Freudian Code.
01/15/2003: Weblog of Mass Destruction.
01/11/2003: Other People's Stuff.
01/08/2003: The Delicate and Ethically Repugnant.
01/07/2003: Unrelated.
01/06/2003: Now Is The Day For Me To Put A New One On The Top.
12/15/2002: Look out New York, here I (yawn) come!
12/13/2002: Live (Nearly) Nude Charity!
12/13/2002: Slow Down.
12/13/2002: Live Nude Hot Glue!
12/12/2002: Ambitious Thinking.
12/10/2002: Enjoy My Fake Tree Corpse!
12/10/2002: Busy, Busy, Busy, Busy, Stop!
12/05/2002: Shake Thoroughly Before Pouring.
12/04/2002: But I Wanna Do It All! (Whine!)
12/03/2002: Surfaces, Sweetie.
12/01/2002: Think And Link 2002.
11/15/2002: Pray You'll Make It, It's A Magic Day.
11/14/2002: Canard Boiteux.
11/12/2002: My Favorite Diversions.
11/11/2002: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
11/09/2002: How Dry I, Um...Wasn't.
11/08/2002: Moistened Ears.
11/06/2002: I'm Not Sure Who's Fooling Who Here.
11/04/2002: One Last Political Post, Then More Quizzes.
10/31/2002: Don't Copy That Floppy!
10/31/2002: Nothing You Don't Already Know.
10/30/2002: Bonsai Brain.
10/28/2002: They Found Us.
10/25/2002: My Cold, Dead Heart Will Go On.
10/25/2002: And Culture Jelly, Too.
10/24/2002: Remember Her Name.
10/23/2002: Liquid Panic.
10/22/2002: Innuendo, Rumor and Whimsy.
10/22/2002: Fuck The Diet!
10/19/2002: Blue. No, yel--Auuuuuuuugh!
10/16/2002: An Olfactory Malkovich.
10/15/2002: Doesn't Mean They're Not Out To Get Me.
10/14/2002: Hasty Retreat.
10/10/2002: Sponsored By The Letters Aye and Arrr.
10/10/2002: Those White Fluffy Things Too?
10/08/2002: Stop Requested.
10/06/2002: No Room! No Room!
10/05/2002: RPG Talk: Look Away If You Must.
10/05/2002: Invisible Friends Update.
10/04/2002: Breathe! Breathe, You Fuckers!
10/03/2002: Shopping List.
10/02/2002: Dumbledore Feels Your Pain.
10/01/2002: My Garden of Bad Odors.
09/30/2002: The Leather People Are Coming!
09/27/2002: Definitely Not Work-Safe.
09/26/2002: Because Ninjas Suck.
09/26/2002: I Need A Lock of Bill Gates' Hair.
09/23/2002: Shudder, Fidget, Flicker, Flutter, Quiver, Nod.
09/23/2002: What Color Is It In Your World?
09/20/2002: I Gave At The Office.
09/18/2002: Born to Blog.
09/18/2002: Casting Couch...I Mean, Call.
09/18/2002: One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.
09/16/2002: But I'm Not Finished Being Inconvenienced!
09/14/2002: Playing Tricks.
09/14/2002: DTs From The Theraflu.
09/13/2002: When In Doubt, Blame The Medication.
09/10/2002: The Goopy Mess Over Here.
09/07/2002: Clear Liquors Only On The White Carpet!
09/05/2002: I Want 'Bela Lugosi's Dead' On Mine!
09/04/2002: The Plastic People On A Wedding Cake.
09/04/2002: Like This Chair? We Rendered It!
08/30/2002: Self-Promotion Is Hereditary.
08/29/2002: Don't Obfuscate Your Theses With Extraneous Verbiage.
08/27/2002: Cosmo Quiz Conflict!
08/26/2002: Dining With The Stars.
08/26/2002: Did Anybody Get That License?
08/23/2002: Waving My Hands at Ray Charles.
08/21/2002: Fluff'n.
08/21/2002: Nutter.
08/20/2002: Right Now, It's Only Pork Shoulder and Ham.
08/16/2002: Off- And Online Friends.
08/14/2002: It Was All, Like, Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep!
08/14/2002: John, The Euphemism You Want Is 'Relocation.'
08/14/2002: Headaches and Headphones.
08/11/2002: Flocked Wallpaper Extravaganza!
08/10/2002: 1. Make List.
08/09/2002: Is This Considered Blogwhoring?
08/08/2002: My Mood Swing Goes All The Way Around.
08/07/2002: I Just Want To Focus On My E. Coli.
08/06/2002: Self Abuse.
08/03/2002: Squeeze-Play.
08/02/2002: Smackdown!
07/31/2002: Keep Manhattan, Just Give Me That Countryside.
07/28/2002: Tickets, Money, Passport!
07/26/2002: If I Were A Rich Man...
07/25/2002: (Insert Witty Title Here.)
07/24/2002: Not Just A Little Bit Off.
07/24/2002: Kinda Meta.
07/22/2002: WiFi (And Five Cent Philosophy.)
07/20/2002: Who's Crying NOW?
07/18/2002: Straightening Out Those Dollar Bills.
07/18/2002: Warning.
07/17/2002: Turning Design On Its Ear.
07/17/2002: I'm Going To Bed...Bed Bed Bed Bed Bed.
07/16/2002: Get Your Black Heart Pumping.
07/13/2002: Well, duh.
07/12/2002: I Can Leave the House By Myself.
07/12/2002: No One's Fussy, I'm a Target.
07/12/2002: Some Of Us Are Looking At the Stars.
07/11/2002: Soy Un Perdedor.
07/09/2002: Have A Great Life!
07/09/2002: Restaurant Politics.
07/09/2002: I'm #66 on Google For This Phrase.
07/09/2002: Stuff You Stick In Your Mouth.
07/05/2002: Bullfrogs.
07/04/2002: Red, White and Yellow Terror Alert.
07/02/2002: The Latest In (Useless) Code Technology!
07/02/2002: With Apologies to Paul and Art.
07/01/2002: You Look...Different, Somehow.
06/30/2002: All The Colors, Darkly.
06/29/2002: A Private Little Ceremony.
06/29/2002: All Others Pay Cash.
06/27/2002: The Professor and the Madman.
06/26/2002: Dance Fever.
06/25/2002: Psychosomatic.
06/21/2002: Whatever Makes You Happy, Whatever Gives You Hope.
06/20/2002: There's Blood in My Cheese Stream!
06/18/2002: Extending My Social Polygon.
06/18/2002: (Solo and) Double Feature.
06/16/2002: My Recipe Also Omits The Bread.
06/13/2002: You'll Never Get It Out Of The Carpet, Either.
06/13/2002: One Big Gay Cherry.
06/11/2002: Wimp.
06/11/2002: For Science!
06/10/2002: Automatically Deflated.
06/08/2002: Time Well Spent.
06/06/2002: Comic Goodness.
06/04/2002: So You're Going To Die.
06/04/2002: With Added Electrolytes.
05/31/2002: Eat Them Up, Yum.
05/31/2002: Cloud on my Tongue.
05/29/2002: Yesterday's Post...Still True Today!
05/27/2002: Born To Cry.
05/24/2002: Oh, Were You Waiting For Me?
05/22/2002: Handier than Jack Handy.
05/21/2002: Get Bad Karma Now! Ask Me How!
05/20/2002: The Film Exchange Gallery
05/18/2002: Assorted Links for a Poor Lost Post.
05/18/2002: Rabid Child.
05/16/2002: Mille Sans.
05/15/2002: How Long Have You Felt This Way?
05/15/2002: All Things Must Passzzzz...
05/14/2002: How Dry I Am.
05/13/2002: Triskadectaphobia Fodder.
05/10/2002: Exercise 6a: Dialogue Analysis.
05/10/2002: How About Just 'Pretty Good?'
05/07/2002: Taking Off for the Day Decade.
05/06/2002: Blue Monday 88.
05/02/2002: Positives and Negatives.
04/30/2002: The Black Freighter, with a Skull on its Masthead.
04/30/2002: Z on a Double Letter Score?
04/25/2002: Children and Meat.
04/24/2002: When The Minutes Drag.
04/24/2002: The Homoeroticism of Magnum Force.
04/23/2002: Very French.
04/22/2002: Repeal Bohr's Law! Join the Brownian Movement!
04/20/2002: Where are your priorities?
04/17/2002: Life Imitates Blog.
04/16/2002: Day-old Links, Half-Off.
04/12/2002: Grey Bar Zoning.
04/12/2002: Stumbling Into Friday.
04/10/2002: Institutional Food.
04/10/2002: Plunge Taken.
04/07/2002: Mascara and Khaki Pants?
04/05/2002: Monsters Are Such Interesting People.
04/04/2002: Rhetorical.
04/01/2002: That's the way he would have wanted it...
03/30/2002: Last Meals.
03/28/2002: Whatcha doin'?
03/26/2002: Seconds, anyone?
03/24/2002: True Rules about Moving.
03/21/2002: Stuff!
03/19/2002: Never Break A Leg In Milano.
03/19/2002: Ground History.
03/18/2002: Mocos? They're fresh...
03/15/2002: Things To Do This Weekend:
03/15/2002: Master Of Disguise.
03/14/2002: Three Point One Four One Five Nine Two Six Five Three Five...
03/13/2002: Vegetarians Are Funny.
03/12/2002: Cool Breeze On The Rocks.
03/10/2002: Anniversaire.
03/10/2002: You Remember Moscow...
03/08/2002: Get Me Out of Here!
03/05/2002: Goodbye, Cindy.
03/05/2002: Is There A Point To This?
03/05/2002: Yes, They're Real.
03/03/2002: Bubbleless.
03/01/2002: Thanks For Lunch Mike.
03/01/2002: Let's All Go To The Lobby.
02/28/2002: Misunderstandings.
02/28/2002: ...And You're Not So Big.
02/26/2002: Swimming Upstream.
02/26/2002: My socks! I can't move my socks!
02/22/2002: 17 Wet Inches!
02/22/2002: House of Orange.
02/20/2002: It's YOUR Hell; YOU burn in it.
02/20/2002: Press Play.
02/19/2002: Getting Behind in my Work.
02/15/2002: A Bowlful of Fun!
02/14/2002: A Touch of V.D.
02/14/2002: Heart On!
02/14/2002: Damn! So Close, too!
02/12/2002: Contents may be hot.
02/10/2002: Febbre da Bingo.
02/08/2002: When It Rains, It Snows.
02/07/2002: Next: The 'What Kind of Nap Would You Be' Quiz.
02/04/2002: Dark, Thin and Lovely.
02/03/2002: Excuse Me, Was This Yours?
02/03/2002: Geek Decisions.
02/02/2002: If the Pagan Sees It's Shadow...
02/01/2002: Is My Makeup On Yet?
02/01/2002: Premature Gothliness.
02/01/2002: Open 24 Hours.
01/30/2002: It's War-vertising!
01/30/2002: Throwing My Weight Around.
01/29/2002: Any Help I Can Get.
01/28/2002: Breaking Where, Exactly?
01/28/2002: Whacked Further.
01/25/2002: Google What?
01/24/2002: Unempowered.
01/22/2002: Malfunctioning.
01/19/2002: I'm a Dirty Little Linkwhore!
01/19/2002: With Black Beans, Of Course.
01/18/2002: Things I Must Remember Today.
01/17/2002: Working 5 to 7 to 5.
01/16/2002: More Procrastination Links.
01/14/2002: Abstract (Musical) Expressionism.
01/11/2002: Hey look! Booths!
01/10/2002: Two out of three ain't...
01/09/2002: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's a Meme!
01/09/2002: Give Me Back My Pocket Protector!
01/08/2002: Recycling and Refuse.
01/07/2002: Like a Sunflower?
01/07/2002: The Numbers Racket.
01/04/2002: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
01/02/2002: Last Year's Playlist.
12/27/2001: What did I forget?
12/27/2001: You'll shoot your eye out!
12/24/2001: Overexcited.
12/21/2001: Charm City.
12/20/2001: He Said I Blew A Seal.
12/20/2001: ...Baltimore?
12/20/2001: Spare Change?
12/19/2001: Night of the Living Dead Personality Tests.
12/19/2001: Quick and Veggie?
12/17/2001: How did it get to be Five already?
12/14/2001: I'm just a shorn boy.
12/13/2001: Getting in late this morning.
12/11/2001: Not exactly Stream of Consciousness.
12/10/2001: In Twenty Words or Less.
12/10/2001: La Espera Larga.
12/06/2001: Honey, have you seen my socks?
12/06/2001: Plug time's up!
12/04/2001: Christmas with the Devil.
12/04/2001: Stop! No More Silly Quizzes!
12/03/2001: Waxy.
12/01/2001: Eat your veggies.
12/01/2001: Remembering Crystal.
11/30/2001: It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
11/30/2001: Screaming like a drag queen on fire.
11/30/2001: It was shirt.
11/28/2001: One Quiz to Rule Them All...
11/27/2001: The Spirit of Giving.
11/27/2001: Shimmering Neon Lights.
11/21/2001: Stuffing Myself.
11/21/2001: unThanksgiving.
11/19/2001: ...and it's on Hello Kitty Stationery.
11/17/2001: Bay Area Skywatchers?
11/17/2001: Will you talented people just quit it?
11/17/2001: Straight-Acting Graphic-Swiping!
11/16/2001: Hot Sauce or Hoisin Sauce?
11/15/2001: Speaking of my Dark Faerie Mien...
11/14/2001: Call me Ishmael.
11/13/2001: Surface Treatments.
11/11/2001: Order, Out of.
11/09/2001: Alternative Entertainment.
11/07/2001: What to do with them?
11/07/2001: Quizaholic.
11/07/2001: Words maketh the man?
11/06/2001: Tell me what my opinion is.
11/05/2001: Chemical Spill.
11/04/2001: Kitty!
11/01/2001: Didn't I just update?
10/31/2001: Sing This Corrosion to me...
10/30/2001: Miserable Human Stinkbeasts!
10/29/2001: It's the Cheese, Gromit!
10/28/2001: Dinner and a Movie.
10/26/2001: The Stinking Thorns?
10/25/2001: Mrs. Burras? Hello?
10/24/2001: Dear Handspring Visor:
10/23/2001: Making Circe Proud.
10/22/2001: Tell me something I didn't know.
10/22/2001: Life Expectancy.
10/20/2001: I am the Lighthouse, I am the Sea.
10/19/2001: Meow?
10/19/2001: Too Close to Heaven.
10/18/2001: I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell...
10/16/2001: Coffee Can Kill You!
10/16/2001: Checklist for a new office building, Day 7:
10/16/2001: Linking deasil and widdershins.
10/15/2001: A Danger to myself and VISA.
10/13/2001: Still Eating in Oakland.
10/12/2001: And I skipped lunch, too.
10/11/2001: There's no "I" in "Go Fuck Yourself," either.
10/11/2001: Light Headed.
10/11/2001: Flattery will get you everywhere.
10/11/2001: Coming out of the Darkness.
10/10/2001: I can't stop writing.
10/09/2001: Mother, make it stop!
10/08/2001: Fully Functional.
10/08/2001: Light Trauma.
10/07/2001: Baby Sick.
10/07/2001: Life during Wartime
10/06/2001: Well, that settles it.
10/06/2001: Alive, yes. Living? Maybe.
10/02/2001: PLUR, Baby!
10/01/2001: Back at work.
09/30/2001: Which to do?
09/27/2001: "Dude, blog all that sh*t, OK?"
09/27/2001: An Aging Beauty with a Gas Problem.
09/26/2001: 180 Degree Mood Swing.
09/26/2001: Tell it like it is.
09/25/2001: A Matter of Monsterous Importance.
09/24/2001: Drawn with light on the sky.
09/23/2001: Man, It's So Loud In Here
09/20/2001: What I'm not doing for vacation.
09/20/2001: Getting Closure.
09/20/2001: Beep Beep!
09/19/2001: Elliptical.
09/19/2001: Nifsal Meachila.
09/17/2001: Flag-waving.
09/14/2001: Leaving the House.
09/13/2001: Peace in the Chaos.
09/11/2001: Cancellation Confirmation.
09/11/2001: I'm Totally Gobsmacked.
09/11/2001: Not Quite Done.
09/08/2001: Lost it.
09/07/2001: Checklist.
09/06/2001: Public Art.
09/03/2001: Labored Links.
09/01/2001: Why do stereotypes exist?
08/31/2001: The work for the happy finger method must go on.
08/31/2001: Binge, Purge, Rinse, Repeat.
08/29/2001: Can you tell?
08/27/2001: Workplace Math.
08/27/2001: Hi, Explosives!
08/25/2001: Did I find my spot or not?
08/23/2001: Pulled over for a B.U.I.
08/22/2001: Back to Nature Computing.
08/21/2001: Welcome to Eternity!
08/20/2001: Hold music: Fuming in G Minor.
08/20/2001: Not to brag, but...
08/18/2001: Number two on the back and sides.
08/18/2001: Devils, Angels, Songbirds, Spirits.
08/17/2001: The 2002 Plymouth Lambda.
08/16/2001: They Ship to Warshington, DC.
08/16/2001: In-n-out _urge_.
08/16/2001: The List Meme.
08/14/2001: Do we EVER think we're clever.
08/13/2001: You can hear me breathing.
08/10/2001: Signs of unusual import.
08/09/2001: Don't try this at home.
08/09/2001: Happy Little Tables.
08/07/2001: Helpin' out an Oakland Blogger.
08/07/2001: Worrisome comments.
08/07/2001: Hot Mormon Action!
08/06/2001: Monday Morning Statements of Fact.
08/05/2001: No Scary Clowns.
08/03/2001: Your PC Help ticket is...
07/31/2001: Get your Flash on.
07/29/2001: "Where's your lunch?" "You're wearing it."
07/26/2001: A Modest Proposal.
07/26/2001: Confused.
07/24/2001: Well, Duh.
07/23/2001: Mooch-ass Grassy-ass.
07/22/2001: Ohmygod!
07/22/2001: Cocktail Talk.
07/20/2001: Parenthetical Remarks.
07/20/2001: Forgetful.
07/18/2001: Je préfére l'Espagne.
07/17/2001: Train of thought?
07/16/2001: The Bubble.
07/15/2001: The French aren't all bad.
07/14/2001: Good News Always Sleeps 'Til Noon.
07/12/2001: Giggles and Tickles and Hot Electric Death!
07/12/2001: Multiple personalities.
07/12/2001: Big Plans.
07/11/2001: Doing so much...
07/09/2001: URLomancy
07/09/2001: Surreal News.
07/07/2001: Kick the habit.
07/07/2001: Ad Banner Review.
07/06/2001: Sing along!
07/05/2001: Gong!
07/05/2001: You were in my dream last night.
07/04/2001: Fizzle.
07/02/2001: Why Work?
07/01/2001: Cribbed Links.
07/01/2001: Natural and Scent-free.
07/01/2001: Sticker Shock.
06/29/2001: Kindred Spirits.
06/28/2001: Daze of our Lives.
06/28/2001: Unusual Sounds.
06/26/2001: Version Hell.
06/25/2001: It's a secret to everybody.
06/25/2001: God, that moon is bright.
06/22/2001: Conversations With My Inner Brat.
06/21/2001: Nipple Pride!
06/20/2001: Boy Scout Fun!
06/20/2001: I Love Astrology.
06/18/2001: See? Greymatter is easy.
06/18/2001: Monday after a vacation.
06/18/2001: ...But only in blue.
06/15/2001: As fond of him as we are.
06/15/2001: Ring, Ring.
06/14/2001: What I don't post.
06/13/2001: Your Funny Uncle.
06/13/2001: Art, facing east.
06/13/2001: Suggestions?
06/11/2001: Why I should take a vacation.
06/11/2001: Lethal Rejection.
06/10/2001: What were you doing?
06/08/2001: A Mac Virus?
06/07/2001: Darlink, Vat's da plan?
06/06/2001: Do certain words catch your ear?
06/06/2001: Stop the X10 Ads.
06/06/2001: Alert!
06/05/2001: To: (mailing list)
06/05/2001: Treading water.
06/04/2001: It's been a while.
06/04/2001: The Producer said...
06/01/2001: Vin et Image
06/01/2001: Angry, 42, Irish.
05/30/2001: A Samurai without Clan or Lord.
05/30/2001: Links in the Interim.
05/30/2001: Dumb things people attach to their email.
05/27/2001: Tragic.
05/24/2001: Child of God.
05/24/2001: Way too much time in the dark.
05/23/2001: Manifesto?
05/22/2001: Your Decision.
05/22/2001: Totally turned off.
05/22/2001: Coming soon.
05/21/2001: Say what now?
05/19/2001: For (y)our convenience...
05/19/2001: End of Data.
05/18/2001: Another Rockin' Friday Night!!!
05/18/2001: Should I be scared?
05/18/2001: Pink Slip Party.
05/18/2001: #13: Don't lose your sources.
05/17/2001: Mediocre Vibrations.
05/17/2001: Comic Coincidence.
05/16/2001: The tendency for tenants is tenacity.
05/14/2001: Phew!
05/13/2001: So shiny! And so sticky!
05/13/2001: Dessert Sushi?
05/13/2001: Numbers racket.
05/12/2001: Give and Take.
05/11/2001: I don't normally link to news...
05/11/2001: I sunk San Francisco!
05/10/2001: Charybdis...
05/09/2001: Conversational Multiplication.
05/07/2001: We *LOVE* Quizzes!
05/07/2001: You are what you eat.
05/05/2001: No Roses.
05/04/2001: Like Water for Chocolate Fudge Ripple
05/04/2001: Owie! Splinter!
05/04/2001: Tamawhat? Is that like a pocket monster?
05/03/2001: Lo siento, señor.
05/03/2001: Weblog comings and goings
05/01/2001: It's a chemical reaction, really.
04/30/2001: Dead Trees!
04/29/2001: Every night the dream's the same.
04/28/2001: Readings from my readings
04/28/2001: I now pronounce you, um, arrested.
04/27/2001: The fingers of the left hand...
04/27/2001: And I'm worth 50 points, suckers.
04/27/2001: Who will save me?
04/27/2001: He Delivers.
04/26/2001: Same to you!
04/25/2001: Better be a BIG corner...
04/24/2001: Thithters? I don't think tho.
04/24/2001: Hippity Hoppity.
04/24/2001: A Bad Egg
04/21/2001: Grind, Grind, Grind
04/21/2001: More random linky stuff.
04/20/2001: Sickdays are not PTO.
04/20/2001: In the Order of No Particular
04/18/2001: You're soaking in it!
04/16/2001: No, it's not "Heebie-Jeebies," dear
04/16/2001: I think a nap would do me a world of good....
04/16/2001: You really ought to see 'em.
04/13/2001: In the office, Out of my head.
04/12/2001: Emphasis on the "No"
04/11/2001: Yay! It's almost time for more!
04/11/2001: Games!
04/09/2001: A hypochondriac's wet dream.
04/09/2001: Mostly dead.
04/06/2001: The Score
04/05/2001: U have nothing 2 loose but ur tungs!
04/04/2001: The package was open, anyway.
04/04/2001: Looks like you're typing. Can I interrupt you?
04/03/2001: Strangeness comes in threes.
04/03/2001: Heavy Sigh.
04/02/2001: The Short Answer.
04/02/2001: I have these beats inside my head
04/02/2001: Where is your head, Catherine?
04/01/2001: ...but the pun is entirely mine.
04/01/2001: Skeletons in my closet.
03/31/2001: Yes, she mentioned parchment paper...
03/31/2001: Way of the Drunken Master
03/31/2001: Why do I bother?
03/30/2001: Y'know, that one song?
03/29/2001: Who's overreacting?
03/29/2001: Nothin'.
03/27/2001: S'emmerder.
03/27/2001: Surprise Ingredient Number One
03/27/2001: So QuirkyTogether...
03/27/2001: There's a li-i-i-ight...
03/26/2001: Oh yeah, that's it...
03/26/2001: Right! Prepare the firebombs.
03/25/2001: Vapid as a box of hair.
03/25/2001: Buzz!
03/24/2001: Because it is a weblog, after all.
03/24/2001: I'm a super boy.
03/23/2001: I don't even watch Buffy...
03/23/2001: "One to hold the ladder..."
03/23/2001: My Mother, The Meme
03/22/2001: "It's dark in there."
03/22/2001: Bzzzzzzz!
03/22/2001: But what flavor is it?
03/21/2001: Go home!
03/21/2001: Only Five? Feels like Twenty.
03/20/2001: Bad designer!
03/20/2001: "What Knockers!" "Oh, Thank you, Doctor."
03/20/2001: For my sweetheart, Miss R.
03/19/2001: Sheesh.
03/19/2001: Seminal Songs
03/18/2001: Real Productive.
03/18/2001: I said I'd blog it...
03/18/2001: See you in the funny papers!
03/17/2001: T...Timmy?
03/16/2001: Pixel Dust
03/16/2001: "He Yells a Lot."
03/16/2001: The Candylike Red Coated Button!
03/16/2001: Good enough for Secret World Government Work.
03/15/2001: Moaning and crying.
03/15/2001: Kill me! Please!
03/15/2001: WE decided? MY best interests?
03/15/2001: Compressed
03/14/2001: Watch out for the stairs!
03/14/2001: Slice of Life
03/14/2001: Get Irrational!
03/14/2001: Under my skin.
03/13/2001: "I want everybody to think alike."
03/13/2001: Cough!
03/13/2001: You shouldn't.
03/12/2001: Ieeeeee!
03/12/2001: Memetically Yours
03/11/2001: Well, it was there.
03/11/2001: Downloading "fatass.sit"
03/11/2001: Gin's Pretty.
03/11/2001: Messy?
03/10/2001: Getting there
03/10/2001: Beta Site Notice
03/10/2001: I could have been meaner.
02/12/2001: Red and Green
02/12/2001: The Final Frontier
02/12/2001: You're so vain.
02/12/2001: First Entry