When will Vince and James finally kill each other on this ill-fated road trip from Colorado to California? Want to join the pool? Just five dollars a box, and half the proceeds go to the legal defense of the assailant! Hurry, claim your space now: email . PayPal link for your bets to come soon.^*

Note: Don't be afraid to vote for a time in the past, either: one could have already done the other one in!

^* Paypal probably has rules about this, but we'll see what we can do.

Rules and Disclaimers: Pool Manager is entitled to 20% 25% 30% 40% payout before prize and charity reimbursments. Maximum two spots per player. In event of a double homicide, players will split prize money. No refunds if both survive the trip. Jhames and Vince are not qualified to place bets, for obvious reasons. Void where prohibited. Canadian Citizens will have to answer a short quiz as part of Canadian Sweepstakes rules. Reservations for spaces will be taken on a first-come/first-serve basis. We are not responsible for damages or other claims resulting from participation in this program. Do not taunt happy fun ball. This is satire, and if you need this disclaimer to figure that out, then you really shouldn't be using the Internet in the first place.